So unless you haven't used the internet since 1998, you probably know what a LOLCAT is. If you have not, in fact, used the internet since 1998, there are two things you should know:
1. Geocities is dead. Sorry.
2. These days the internet is used primarily for the creation of LOLCATs, and thus, our majestic masters of the house have been reduced to the butt of everyone's jokes.
Honestly. Everyone knows cats rule supreme. If Angry Puppet were an animal, he'd be a cat: lithe, sophisticated, complex. Not either of the following:
Ugh.
Oh please.
Angry Puppet wants to give a fresh voice to the cats of the internet. No more of this "I can has" bullshit. And so, I sent these to LOLCAT HQ:
LOLCAT HQ haven't gotten back to me yet. This is a revelation, and they ignore. What's wrong LOLCAT HQ? Is it too real? Has Angry Puppet, once again, kept it too real? Of course he has. Story of my life. No good sons of bitches.
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